I’m not a movie reviewer in any sense of the word but the
piece of crap I saw Sunday was so bad I can’t let it go by without telling you
what a total waste of time and effort it was. Descriptions on line of “Untraceable”,
Diane Lane’s newest movie made it sound as if it might be another take on the cyber
drama like “War Games”. As it turned out whatever suspense that might have
provided was dispensed with in the first 30 minutes of this 2 hour disaster of
a film. OK, it was billed as being an hour and 50 minutes long, It just felt like 2 hours.

If you like gory disgusting perverted death scenes and a
predictable plot then this is the film for you. If you feel you absolutely must
see it, please, save yourself a few bucks and wait for it to come out on DVD.
The wait shouldn’t be very long I think, maybe 20 minutes max.  

The highlight of the afternoon was the popcorn. That should
tell you something.